Yo Momma's So Fat !!!

Yo momma's so fat,she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac

Yo momma's so fat,when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials

Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

Yo momma's so fat, when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate

Yo momma's so fat, at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies "Yes please"

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water

Yo momma's so fat,when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan

Yo momma's so fat, when she tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!"

Yo momma's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic

Yo momma's so fat,she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck

Yo momma's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Yo momma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips

Yo momma's so fat,they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through

Yo momma's so fat,she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change

Yo momma's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real

Yo momma's so fat,when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station

Yo momma's so fat,all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"

Yo momma's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton

Yo momma's so fat,when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down

Yo momma's so fat,when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blankets" she got back in bed

Yo momma's so fat,she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth

Yo momma's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her

Yo momma's so fat,a picture of her fell off the wall!

Yo momma's so fat, her picture takes two frames

Yo momma's so fat,her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard